It’s time to repent, John.

I know you want this URL, and because I am a reasonable man, I am willing to begin negotiations for the URL of mormstories under the following condition.

My sole term is that you read A Self-Inflicted Purging by Vaughan J. Featherstone aloud on your podcast while standing on the steps of the Brigham Young House, and publicly declare it to be true doctrine that ought to be upheld.